So, today I was walking down the street and I happened to notice, quite a cleverly crafted hat on an elderly lady passing by. Since I have constructed hats out of various objects previously, (cardboard, newspaper, pasta, paper plates, sliced bread etc.) I recognized her lid as a homemade creation! It looked just like my paper plate hat I designed for Oklahoma! So I yelled out to her, a little bit to loudly, "Ma'am! I like your hat! Did you make it? Is it a paper plate? Did you use hot glue? When I made mine I glued my fingers together! Hahahaha (Awkwardly loud laugh)" She kind of darted her beady eyes over to me, judged my outfit, and briskly walked around me without saying anything.
I was just trying to be nice. It was an ugly hat anyways.
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