Hello Summer.

Well hey there.

It's been a while. Not because of lack of sketch, simply because I've had no time. But here we go, in order of happenstance:

1. Accidentally ingested nail polish remover, had to call Poison Control, Poison Control yelled at me.
2. Got lost in Costco, was led out of the creepy back room by a very nice employee, by the name of Stanley.
2.5. Sprayed myself in the eye with Lysol. Had to call Poison Control again....
3. Dropped off my car in Concord to have my brakes fixed, they told me that my rotors were shot and I was lucky my brakes haven't failed in the last three weeks. Good thing I avoid using my brakes ever.
4. Went to Target, asked the British, tech guy, Sylvan what the cheapest thing in Target was. Bananas. We bought bananas with coins we found on the ground/in seat cushions/from random people in the store.
5. Went night hiking in a cemetery. Named every single Horny Toad we came across. Wore a spelunking headlamp.
6. Drove home from said adventure and squirrel ran into my tires and spun up into the air. It's alive.
7. Woke up this morning to some window guys punching out my windows. It's seven in the morning. Go back to bed window man. I want. Sleep.
8. Pink Monkey Suit is still in my trunk.

Monkey Business.

Last night, during my school's last choir concert, I wore a pink gorilla suit with a giant choir dress over it.

My life is sketchy and so is yours.