Poodles. Sigh.

Poodles are very strange animals for multiple reasons:
1. Their name. Poodle? What the hell is that? Who came up with that?
2. Their size. They're like awkward giants! Just kind of teetering around and being awkward. And the mini ones are just mutated freaks.
3. Their poof. Poodles should be called Poofles. They're so POOFY. I saw a poodle today that almost couldn't fit through the door because of the poof.
4. Their bedazzled accessories. Poodle owners think that just because they are the divine masters of a poodle, they're allowed to buy collars with rhinestones all over them, and personalized food bowls for every meal they eat. No. Unacceptable. Put that bedazzler away lady. Put it away.

Although my encounter with poodles today wasn't exactly sketchy, it was definitely interesting.

Three poodles my friends. THREE. Three enormous poofy poodles. Three. Not one, not two. Three poodles people. Why would you need that many poodles in your home? Also they were all different colors. And I am 94% sure one had its nails painted for Easter. And they took up so much space. Like, isn't that some sort of DANGER! What if there's a fire! And I can't get out of the burning restaurant because your bigass poodle's in the way!? Sheesh.

Also confused by Labradoodles....Not even going to get into that one.