I've come to the conclusion that the funny little witches with the string and the eyeball (like in the Disney version of Hercules) are in control of my fate. Here are the reasons why:
1. My life is just way too ridiculous for a regular God.
2. There are no more convincing reasons I can think of at the moment.
So Crazy Witches 1, 2 & 3 have decided to bump up the sketchiness during spring break. Going back a few days to Azusa Pacific (awkward little Christian college located in a sketchy town in Southern California)...Creepiest night life EVER. Seriously, it was only about 11 o'clock and there were already weirdos out. The only place that was open was some Mexican place called "Alberto's" And a half-lit 7-11 where an arrest took place. Meanwhile, all the college kids watching over us are serenading the choir with The Backstreet Boys and Justin Bieber tunes. As cars are driving by with window paint on the windshield that says "Moon us!".
And then we traveled north to Magic Mountain....
I'll let you complete the analogy. Disneyland is to Happy, as Magic Mountain is to......
If you said Sketchy, congrats. You aren't an idiot.
At some points I was scared for my life, I didn't dare cut in line for fear that some girl would "cut me".....with a knife. By the time a group of 20-year-old's started singing "The Climb" enough was enough. We got back on the bus which was being driven by some creepy guy named Steve. He looked like the child of a Hell's Angels participant and a French artist, complete with leather jacket and beret....
Then I traveled up to Tahoe with some friends. We walked about a mile in dresses on the shoulder of the highway to get to a delicious Thai food restaurant. We were honked at by several cars. I believe the term, "That deserves a two syllable damn!" was used at some point.
I can only blame the witches.
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