We had no eggs. I suggested to my parents that we should get some chickens. They said no. So I went next door. The chickens had no eggs in their nests, probably because of the rain or something. So I knocked on the door. No answer, I always wondered how deaf people heard the doorbell. I don't think they do. And I walked on in. Said hello seven times. No answer. Went to the fridge. Opened the fridge. There was a wall clock inside? Sketchy. Took two eggs. The creepy blind dog stared at me. I was really afraid so I ran away. Dropping an egg in my haste.
And that's no yoke.
I can hear the groans from here.
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