Let's just say the sketchy followed my to Disneyland. Beneath the giant lollys, awkward clothing decisions, and frustratingly long lines, lay the Happiest (sketchiest) place on earth.
The following is just a sampler:
1. Mullets. God Awful.
2. Little boys roughly the age of 12 apparently unsure as to whether or not they are supposed to follow their mothers into the Ladies' restroom.
3. Nasty things goin' down in front of us on Pirates of the Caribbean.
4. Leashes. For babies.
5. Elevators with at least three separate Asian families inside. Plus me. Ehh.
6. Awkward encounters with Captain Hook.
7. Awkward encounters with costumed Disney characters in general.
8. Giant turkey legs. Are they supposed to be that big??
9. Getting locked out of the hotel room with only an ice bucket.
10. Friendly conversations with strangers concerning incest.
11. Tinted vans full of people at bus rest stops.
Well that was my four-day weekend, in a nutshell. Happy Memorial day Friends.
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